+1 Speedy Asshole

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So, who wanted the best courier and delivery service you've ever experienced? Packages there in ten seconds or less! Good news, Churby's back with Tommy Shepherd. Taken from Marvel Comics and just off a serious stint of time at The Sphere, Tommy's a speedster with attitude, abandonment issues, more sass than he knows what to do with, and the cutest pet sloth.

He'll be living somewhere in the gray building and driving people mad. or, you know, deciding that you're cool and he's keeping you so you better have a couch for him to crash on just to annoy you.